Watching Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone.

"Mom, Hagrid looks like your dad."

Yes. Yes he does.

I'm running a bit of a fever and Fin is playing nurse, feeling my forehead, etc.

"Mom, all you need to do to cool down is take that shirt off for awhile. Take it off, please."

"Honey, I'm not going to take my shirt off while I'm laying on the couch in the living room. Thank you, though."

"It's because you have boobs, isn't it."

"Yes, dear. It is because I have boobs."

After walking into the bathroom as I was not so delicately using the facility:

"WSHEW! That's one secret weapon I don't ever want to smell again!"