My child's Ident-A-Kid picture looks like an Amy Winehouse mugshot.

7:00 am: "Mom, what's beer made from?"

Anatomy 101

Fin: Mom, do boobs have bones like our arms and knees?

Me: No.

Fin: Oh. Cute.

"Mom, folding laundry is OUR job, me and Daddy's. You're not allowed to fold."

Is she waiting for me to argue with her?

Hooked On Phonics

"Mom, I spelled elephant! L-F-N-T!"