I'm running a bit of a fever and Fin is playing nurse, feeling my forehead, etc.

"Mom, all you need to do to cool down is take that shirt off for awhile. Take it off, please."

"Honey, I'm not going to take my shirt off while I'm laying on the couch in the living room. Thank you, though."

"It's because you have boobs, isn't it."

"Yes, dear. It is because I have boobs."