Now begins the rhetorical question part of the program. Apparently.

"Mom, do I look like I'm 15 years old? No. Do I always know what you're talking about? No."

"Do I look like I can eat all dis food?"

It's like I'm living with a tiny female version of Chandler Bing.

"Do I look like I need a baf to you? I don't fink so!"

[Yes, actually, she was in desperate need of a 'baf'.]

"Does anybody fink I could get a little peace around here?! UGH!"

If Momma gets no peace, ain't nobody getting any peace. Learn it, kid.

"Mom, don't forget my sunscream!"

"Your...?"

"Sunscream. Don't forget cause I need it when I go outside to play."


Sunscream. Gotcha.

"Fin, hurry up and get dressed. We're running a little late this morning."

"Don't worry, Momma, I'll be dressed in a chicken."

"You'll be whaaat?"

"I'll be ready in a chicken."

"Ready in a chicken?! What does that mean?"

"It means I'll be dressed really fast. Because chickens are super fast!"


*Translation: Pretty sure she means 'jiffy'.