Now begins the rhetorical question part of the program. Apparently.
"Mom, do I look like I'm 15 years old? No. Do I always know what you're talking about? No."
"Do I look like I can eat all dis food?"
It's like I'm living with a tiny female version of Chandler Bing.
"Do I look like I need a baf to you? I don't fink so!"
[Yes, actually, she was in desperate need of a 'baf'.]
"Does anybody fink I could get a little peace around here?! UGH!"
If Momma gets no peace, ain't nobody getting any peace. Learn it, kid.